Posted by Dev on April 24, 1997 at 06:28:32:
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project
manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come
upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off.
Poof -- out pops a genie.
"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes.
The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a
"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.
The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding my
"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.
The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and