|Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz|
Posted by MEHBOOB on July 04, 192002 at 00:18:46
A man can't find a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and
He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"
The guy says, "No, he's out playing golf."
He says, "All right, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's not with the firm any more, he's retired."
"Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"He's away in Boston, won't be back for a month."
"Okay, then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
He says, "Speaking!"