Posted by Samantha on 7/04/2002:
As the priest was leaving his church after the service, he accidentally bumped a gorgeous blonde parishioner, knocking her left tit with his elbow.
"I'm so sorry," the priest gushed. Then after a moment of hesitation added, "But I'm sure that if your heart is as soft as your breast, there's a place for you in heaven."
"Well," said the blonde, "if your cock's as hard as your elbow, we should go into those bushes and fuck!"