The Prognosis Is...
Posted by Samantha on 5/16/2002:

"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
anxious patient. "You only have six months to live."

The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician
that he had no medical insurance. "I can't possibly pay you in
that time."

"Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."

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