|Old is When .........|
Posted by Samantha on 5/09/2002:
...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new
...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
...you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
...going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
...you don't care where your spouse goes,
...when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
...when you are cautioned to slow down
..."getting a little action" means
..."getting lucky" means you
...an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are
Someone has described heaven as a family reunion