|The story of a great (beep...ing) priest|
Posted by H.M.G. on 4/20/2002:
A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road.
He Stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in
and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The Priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.
She immediately says "Father remember psalm 129" The priest apologizes Profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on when he changes gear and has oggled at her leg for
"Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak" Arriving at the convent The nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he
MORAL OF THE STORY : "IN YOUR JOB YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPURTUNITY."