Posted by Shanika on March 27, 192002 at 17:27:04
Some people are only alive because
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone real bad...
All men are idiots...
The more you complain,
Hard work has a future payoff.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests,
I said "NO" to drugs,
Your kid may be an Honor Student,
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Don't drink and drive...
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Always remember you're unique...
I don't have a license to kill.
Keep honking while I reload.
If you drink, don't park.
If you can read this
Save the whales!
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
If we are what we eat,