Posted by Hemal on 3/16/2002:

One morning, while shaving, John was cursing and swearing so
loudly it attracted the attention of Vickie, who was preparing
breakfast in the kitchen.

"What's the matter?" she called out.

"My razor - it won't cut!" he answered.

"Don't be silly, dear!" she declared. "You mean to tell me
your beard is tougher than the linoleum that it cut yesterday?"

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