|Excuses for being absent|
Posted by Hemal on 2/23/2002:
The following are some classic written excuses given
to teachers in the Alburquerque public school system:
"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yeaterday. She
"Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault."
"Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in
"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."
"Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she
"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days.
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
"Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a
"Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating."
"George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
"Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
"Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and
"Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."