|Meeting the IRS|
Posted by mehboob on February 17, 192002 at 09:19:48
A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting
"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down to your navel."
The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
The Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."