Statistics
Posted by shanika on February 10, 192002 at 20:54:33
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF STATISTICS * Ten percent of all car thieves are lefthanded * All polar bears are lefthanded * If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear * 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles * 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles * Work stuffs up your eyesight * All dogs are animals * All cats are animals * Therefore, all dogs are cats * A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second * Ten babies are conceived around the world every second * Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant
