Posted by KEVIN on February 08, 192002 at 16:00:46
Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up.
"Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuthin'" barked Bin Laden.
The genie pleaded "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will
Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience
The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared back into
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,