This blonde was not dumb!!
Posted by Anon on February 06, 192002 at 14:12:04

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and
bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the
dealers. With that she picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just
stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts.

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