A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A
gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and
slips the lion a Liberace.

The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent,
puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of
The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent
and roars, "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you in the
ass?"

The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"