|"The Pope and the Poultry"|
Posted by mehboob on January 21, 192002 at 09:55:33
A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After
receiving the papal blessing he whispers, "Your Eminence,
we have a deal for you. If you change The Lord's Prayer
from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to 'give us
this day our daily chicken....' then we will donate $500
million dollars to the Church".
The Pope responds saying, "That is impossible. The Prayer
Again the Pope replies "That is impossible. The Prayer is
Finally, the Tyson guy says, "This is our last offer. We
The next day the Pope meets with the College of Cardinals
"The good news is that the Church has come into $5 billion.