|AH! Those Chain E-Mails!!|
Posted by MEHBOOB on January 21, 192002 at 09:38:43
"I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money. Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!.
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. NEVER!!!!
There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything!.
The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in God.
(PLEASE Pay attention to the below...)
Now send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months!!!