Posted by mehboob on December 21, 192001 at 13:16:28
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 gallon whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy
Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
"MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2002"