|Red and Green|
Posted by MEHBOOB on December 13, 192001 at 13:37:38
A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes
won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green
tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her
neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green.
What can I do about it?"
Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's
Well, what the hell? She does it. Next day her neighbor asks