|Doris n' Fred|
Posted by BANDALI on December 06, 192001 at 14:51:04
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided
to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room
"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."
"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water."
"What about your husband?" asked the model.
"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris.
"Good," said the model. "Now that's being settled, I'll go to the
That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris
The model noticed Doris's staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimwear or underclothes.
Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her. "It's true, I tell you!" said Doris.
"Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."
The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath
Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's
"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred.
"Yes," he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life.
"Just to show you the difference." answered Doris. "But I guess
"Yes," said Fred, "I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't.