Posted by kevin on November 30, 192001 at 15:29:42

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for
his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He
takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by
a beauty parlor. Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam and
explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex.

The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a good customer over the
years, I'm going to see to this personally." So the madam takes
Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs where she completes
his deflowering.

Later, as they are walking downstairs, the madam says, "Since
this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full
treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a manicure."

Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the
main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the madam
smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"

"Yes ma'am the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the
crabs, then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."

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