Australian custom
Posted by MEHBOOB on November 30, 192001 at 15:26:45

A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near the
outback. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbor
decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. So
he goes next door, but on his way up the driveway, he sees the
Chinaman running around his front yard chasing a bunch of hens.
Not wanting to interrupt this "Chinese custom," he decides to
put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another "Chinese custom," he decides to put the welcome
on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way
next door, he sees the Chinaman leading his bull down the
driveway, pause, and then put his head right behind the bull's
ass as the bull shits all over the place. The Aussie can't
handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and says, "What the
hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you
to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard chasing
hens, pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today, you
put your head right up next to that bull's ass as he was

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "So solly, Sir. You
no understand, these no Chinese custom, these Australian custom."

"What do you mean, mate" asks the Aussie, "Those aren't
Australian customs."

"Yes they are", replied the Chinese man, "for you see, in order
for me to become a true Australian, I must chase chicks,
drink piss, and listen to bull shit!"

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