|You won't win the contest|
Posted by Anon on November 06, 192001 at 14:04:28
Reasons you won't win the local annual Halloween costume contest...
After your roommate insisted on being the front legs, you began
Your "Ally McBeal" barfed in the judge's trick or treat bag.
The Nike swoosh -- while obscene to some -- is just not all that
"Hey! Blue dress with a stain and a cigar! Why didn't I think of
Somehow your Snoop Dog costume just didn't go over that big at
Your kindergarten students failed to see the humor in your "Road
Unlike thousands of other Monica look-alikes, the semen on your
Although your "Internal Bus Architecture of the Intel Celeron
You can't get the zipper on your Bill Clinton costume to stay
In order to enter, you'd first have to log off the Internet --
Looks like "Viagra Man" will be spending Halloween in jail for
Something in her eyes tells you there was an inherent flaw in
The Bride of Frankenstein had big, pointy hair and a small, round
Your "Naked Linda Tripp" costume is actually more nauseating than
Your "Yanni" costume got you beat up on the way to the party -
Your Dirk Diggler costume is merely embarrassing now that your
Your beret falls off every time you kneel.
Yellow Homer Simpson makeup? Check. Can of Homer Simpson "Duff
No one can tell whether you came as Abe Vigoda or Marge Schott.
This year's guest judge, Elizabeth Dole, has apparently never
Much to your surprise, three other people came dressed as Nikola
The judges wrongly interpreted your "Liposuction By-product"
The only song you knew to go with the costume was "Mammy," and
*Nobody* likes a farting clown.