Bush and Osama
Posted by Inham on 10/30/2001:

God gets tired of the current crisis in Afghanistan and summons both Bush and Osama to one place to find a solution to the problem. He tells both Bush and Osama that he will grant one wish for each of them if they stop fighting.

Osama's turn first. He tells god to build a wall all around Afghanistan so that no Jews and Infidels can penetrate it.

In a second, it is done. God has built a wall that is 500 meters thick and 1 kilometer tall. Not even an atom can penetrate it. Yet, not even the strongest missile can break it!

Then comes George Bush's turn. He is a bit curious about this wall. He asks a few questions about it.

and calmly says "fill it with water".

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