Getting Married??
Posted by Shivanthi on October 30, 192001 at 11:57:50

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend
home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a real mess, I haven't
been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel
like cooking a fancy meal either!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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