It is impossible to please a woman
Posted by MEHBOOB on October 23, 192001 at 12:20:35

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five
story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since
they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads
"All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on
to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly".

This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third
floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers
and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there
were still two more floors.

On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here
have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would
rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads:

"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
it is impossible to please a woman."

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