This is funny
Posted by silver on October 23, 192001 at 11:23:57

If you have been reading the email going around about the
number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it (following the original ).

I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious ! ! !

Original letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11

After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the

119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11

Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11

The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More.......

State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union

New York City - 11 Letters

Afghanistan - 11 Letters

The Pentagon - 11 Letters

Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack
at the WTC in 1993)

Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the
name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I going to do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the Planet Earth I could hide! But no
.."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are
11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in
"THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters
in it, too!

Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has
11 letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our
Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4!

** ~Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.

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