American flag (Adults' Joke)
Posted by Badsy on 10/18/2001:

Dying American soldier in battlefield hospital in Afganistan : How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die.

Nurse (Extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism) : I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom. You may kiss it if you don't mind.

Soldier : Of course I wouldn't mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish.

The nurse took of her panty and the dying soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier : Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?

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