California: By 30 , our women have more plastic than your honda.

Illinois: Please don't pronounce the 's'

New York: You have the right to remain silent..you have the right to an attorney..

Washington Dc: A potential target to the Taliban

Arizona: But it's a dry heat!

Florida: Talk about sunbathing nothing else please.

Indiana: 2 billion years old and tidal wave free.

Iowa: We do amazing things with corn.

Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother.

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!

Kansas: First of the rectangle states.

Michigan: First line of defence from canadians.

New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets.