How to treat Osama Bin Laden
Posted by Upul on October 15, 192001 at 07:37:03

How to treat OBL

As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to
take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly
capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.
Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.

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