|Dog that Snores|
Posted by JAMBO on October 09, 192001 at 11:39:59
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the Wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and it will stop snoring.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring. She gets a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
He awakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon on his nuts. And as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's nuts.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know