hey , whats the defination of.....
Posted by mehboob on October 08, 192001 at 15:41:22

Hey, What's The Definition Of ...

What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer?

Goddammit, I told you not to ask!

Well, it depends.

You and your questions can go to hell!

I'm the best person to answer that question.

You've got to be sick to ask me that question.

How could you ask me a question like that?

When I was your age, we couldn't ask these questions.

Why are you asking me all these questions?


A guy goes into a classy bar. This bar has a dress code, and the maitre d' demands he wear a tie. Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when inspiration strikes: He's got jumper cables in the trunk! So he wraps them around his neck, sort of like a string tie and returns to the bar.

... The maitre d' is reluctant, but says to the guy; "Okay, you can come in... but just don't start anything"!...

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