|hey , whats the defination of.....|
Posted by mehboob on October 08, 192001 at 15:41:22
Hey, What's The Definition Of ...
A guy goes into a classy bar. This bar has a dress code, and the maitre d' demands he wear a tie. Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when inspiration strikes: He's got jumper cables in the trunk! So he wraps them around his neck, sort of like a string tie and returns to the bar.
... The maitre d' is reluctant, but says to the guy; "Okay, you can come in... but just don't start anything"!...