|ONLY WE NERDS WILL GET THIS ONE|
Posted by mehboob on October 04, 192001 at 12:22:46
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the much better
programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning
Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then." said God, "Let us see it Jesus fared any better."
Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid
Satan was astonished and stuttered, "But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckled and replied, "Jesus saves."