Posted by SILVER on September 27, 192001 at 11:56:56
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would
personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and
The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and
The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"
The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!" The aide hustles the young man off.
The general looks at the second young man and asked,"What
The young man says, "I chop wood!"
"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood choppers in
"I just chop wood!"
"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me, we
"Well," the young man says, "you hired my twin brother!"
"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says, "Dang it, I have