|A blonde driver|
Posted by MEHBOOB on September 26, 192001 at 11:27:28
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped.
"Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK, ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.
" Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."