Posted by SILVER on 9/17/2001:

A panda walks into a restaurant. The waiter takes his order.
When the order is ready, the waiter takes it to the panda.
The panda eats the meal pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and runs out of the restaurant.

The owner of the restaurant goes running after the panda.
When the owner finally catches up with the panda,
he asks why he shot the waiter? The panda tells the owner to look up panda in the dictionary. The owner goes back to the restaurant and looks up panda in the dictionary.

Under panda it said:
Eats shoots and leaves.

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