Posted by silver on 9/13/2001:
*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? *Why is it called building when it is already built? *If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? *If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? *If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting? *Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? *When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? *If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make *Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? *If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed? *Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
terrible?
*Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
