Wandered on Saturday night - Sunday Special
Posted by silver on 9/13/2001:

*If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

*Why is it called building when it is already built?

*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

*If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?

*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

*If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make

*Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

*If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?

*Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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