Posted by PARDESI on 9/01/2001:

A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live.

Isnít there anything I can do? pleaded the patient.

Marry a lawyer, the doctor advised. It will be the longest six months of your life.

Back Pain

Paul and I were talking one day when Paul says, I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back.

So what happened? I asked.

Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home. Told me to stay in bed for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man having to sit to pee?

Why would he want you to sit to pee? I asked

Well, said Paul, With my bad back, he doesn't want me picking up anything too heavy.

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