Posted by parasathu on August 25, 192001 at 16:04:10
In the days of the steamships, only white people sailed at sea.
One day, something went wrong and the ship was about to sink. No one knew what to do, so someone suggested that they do what the negroes do : Pray.
But no one knew what to say. So they called Tom, the black cook, and he came from the deck and agreed to pray for them. He started like this: Lord, on a day of hunger I went to a restaurant and get some food to eat and the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.
Then, Lord, I went to a water fountain to get something to drink and the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Then Lord, I went to the bathroom and sign said: FOR WHITES FOLK ONLY. So Lord, Almighty, when this mother fucker sinks, let be: FOR