modern mathematics Posted by nicol on November 06, 192000 at 14:00:10 Modern MathematicsRomance Mathematicssmart man + smart woman = romancesmart man + dumb woman = affairdumb man + smart woman = marriagedumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOffice Arithmeticsmart boss + smart employee = profitsmart boss + dumb employee = productiondumb boss + smart employee = promotiondumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeShopping MathA man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs.A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item she doesn't need.General Equations & StatisticsA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman.Before marriage and after marriage.