APEY "AMATHI THUMA" ( Our Minister of Parliament)
Posted by sisira on October 10, 192000 at 07:47:41

Once our Amathituma was coming out of the Airport. As there was a huge rush the security guard told Sir, "WAIT PLEASE" for which the Amathi replied "75Kgs" and moved on...


Once Amathi wanted to know the time difference between UK and US. So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them "could you tell me the time difference between UK & US" The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Amathi immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.


At a bar in New York, the man to Amathi's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE. The bartender approaches Amathi and asks, "ANDYOU, SIR?"

Amathi replies: "S.B.Dissanayaka MARRIED." ( S.B.Dissanayake is the Minister for Sports in Sri Lanka Parliament)


Once reporter asked Amathi "What is the main reason for divorce ?"


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