Sri Lankan girls!
Posted by Sharmila on September 16, 192000 at 08:08:16:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another woman, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

Unexplained phenomena:

Sri Lankan girls have this thing for jokes. However,
once you tell them a little a joke that, let's say,
rated 'R', they have this thing where first their
sense of humor strikes, and therefore they find it
funny, and laugh.

But they soon recover, and then start blaming the guy
for telling nasty joke.

My question is, IF it is nasty, why do you laugh in
the first place...???

Unexplained phenomena.


While most Americans might find this to be rather strange, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, ever in your life, call a Sri Lankan girl a woman.... Oh no, you're gonna regret it...

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