The Priest in the Dark
Posted by Saranya on March 14, 192000 at 03:19:25

The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office.
This is how their conversation went:

He : "Sister, I want to show you something."
She: "What is it, Father?

He : "Come into my private room & close the blinds."
She: "WHAT?!"

He : "I said....."
She: "I heard what you said - I just can't believe you're saying it!"

He : "Well, I really need you to come in."
Curious, the nun does as she is told.

He : "Here, sit on the bed beside me."
She: "I have to get out of here. "

He : "Aren't you the least bit curious? "
Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him.

He : "Get under the covers. "
She: "WHAT?????!!!!! " The nun was really freaking out.

He : "It doesn't work otherwise! " says the priest.
After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him.

He : "Come closer," whispers the priest.
Nervously, she does get closer.

He : "See," the priest whispers gleefully, " my new watch glows in the dark!!!!"

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