|The Priest in the Dark|
Posted by Saranya on March 14, 192000 at 03:19:25
The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office.
This is how their conversation went:
He : "Sister, I want to show you something."
He : "Come into my private room & close the blinds."
He : "I said....."
He : "Well, I really need you to come in."
He : "Here, sit on the bed beside me."
He : "Aren't you the least bit curious? "
He : "Get under the covers. "
He : "It doesn't work otherwise! " says the priest.
He : "Come closer," whispers the priest.
He : "See," the priest whispers gleefully, " my new watch glows in the dark!!!!"