Three Lessons.....
Posted by D. Anil on February 11, 19100 at 13:21:45:

"Lesson Number One"

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and
asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a sly fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

"Lesson Number Two"

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love
to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed
with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
the first branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the
top, but it won't keep you there.

"Lesson Number Three"

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it was lying there, a cow came
by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your
mouth shut.


An organization is like a tree full of monkeys,
all on different limbs at different levels, some
climbing up, some fooling around and some
simply just idling... The monkeys on top look
down and see a tree full of smiling faces...
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see
nothing but arses. Well, you get the idea!

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