|The Cynic's Guide To Life|
Posted by CPV on December 13, 1999 at 17:05:31
1. Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at
work in your underwear during a fire drill.
2. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner
3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
4. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just
5. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek.
6. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
7. It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going
8. A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the
9. Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four
10. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your
11. Just remember: You gotta break some eggs to make a real
12. When you find yourself getting irritated with someone,
13. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs
14. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
15. Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to
16. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on
17. Love is like a roller coaster: When it's good you don't