Posted by UU on December 09, 1999 at 14:20:32
Pepito is at home doing his math homework.
Pepito: "Two plus five the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six the son of a bitch is nine".
In that moment, his mother comes in:
Mother: "Pepito, what are you doing?! Why are you saying that?!"
Pepito: "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
Mother: "And is that what your teacher taught you?"
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is
receiving, goes to Pepito's school to talk to the teacher.
Mother: "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math."
Teacher: "Oh, sure. We are learning addition problems."
Mother: "And are you teaching them to say two plus two the son of a
bitch is four?"
Teacher: "No way! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH