Posted by CP-V on November 24, 1999 at 11:49:57
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of
getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a
jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator,
and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start
making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that