|Are you an email junkie║┐|
Posted by Surakshan on October 15, 1999 at 16:17:28:
You Know You're an E-mail Junkie If:
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check
2. You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape
3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two,
7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours.
10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dotcom."
13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
14. Your cat has its own home page.
15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it
17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are,
19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
20. You tell the cab driver you live at