Man Vs. melon
Posted by Iron Man on September 01, 1999 at 02:14:06

Recently, in Hungary a man went to the bank to ask for a loan. The
bank manager said "No way" and sent him on his way.

Irate, the customer returned an hour later with a pistol and a
watermelon, and dragged the bank manager out at gunpoint into the

The manager later explained "I asked him,'Are you going to shoot me??'
and he said 'Not if you fuck this melon!!'"

The gunman then shot a hole in the melon, then with his trousers
around his knees and a pistol at his head, the manager got to work on
the fruit in front of his staff and a crowd of customers.

Ten minutes of managerial grunting later, daring clerks succeeded in
overpowering and disarming the gunman.

"Actually," one of the clerks admitted, "we could have stopped him much
earlier, but we'd never seen our manager enjoy himself so much!"

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