The Woman at the Accountants Office
Posted by Iron Man on August 30, 1999 at 04:30:23

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That
is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being
a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!"

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