A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother
overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed, "I don't
have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother!"

The man arched an eyebrow, "Anything?"

"Yes, anything," the blonde promised.

With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door."

She did.

He then said, "Get on your knees."

She did.

He then said, "Take down my zipper."

She did.

He then said, "Go ahead... take it out."

She took it out, grabbed hold with both hands...then paused. The man closed
his eyes, and whispered, "Well...go ahead!"

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close
to her lips, tentatively said, "Hello, Mom?!"